The Mission:
Complete 101 preset tasks in a period of 1001 days.

The Criteria:
Tasks must be specific (ie. no ambiguity in the wording) with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on my part).

Why 1001 Days?
Many people have created lists in the past - frequently simple goals such as New Year`s resolutions. The key to beating procrastination is to set a deadline that is realistic. 1001 Days (about 2.75 years) is a better period of time than a year, because it allows you several seasons to complete the tasks, which is better for organizing and timing some tasks such as overseas trips or outdoor activities.

Completed
In Progress
Not finished

Start: Tuesday, November 17, 2009.
End: Tuesday, August 14, 2012.
( list o' stuff to do )

Anime club starts tomorrow <3 I'm gunna go visit them, but I'll be there a little late, as I do have to go to school, also XD; I don't usually get out until 2:30-300 and it take about 1/2 - 1 hour to get home, depending on traffic and the trains from Philly to Ashland/Vorheese. It'll be epic to see everyone again, so I'm looking forward to it <3

LOL, oh mystery google

"Your mission is to venture into your kitchen and obtain a cookie. If you accomplish this, I'm sure you will be pleased. You have 5 minutes to complete this request. Good luck, Grasshopper"

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1514344

"A few days ago, some friends and I were heading to the train station fro school to go home when one friend found a trail of coffee droplets. We followed it for a little while until we realized where it went, straight into the men's bathroom. Well played, mystery coffee man, you've managed to foil us this time. MLIA"

"Today, I found out there is a restaurant in New York called Ninja, where servers dressed as ninjas run around and steal forks and misplace things on your table. Also, there is a separate ninja entrance and the whole restaurant is recreated like you're eating in a ninja temple. Never have I been more jealous of people that live in New York than I am right now. MLIA."

My friends and I were talking about this on Thursday!! So it coulda been one of them! I'm so jealous... haha

Copy and paste this message until you receive a MLIA mission. Good luck

Im being attacked by zombies what should I do.

turn around, scream, then sit down like nothing happened

"Today while looking up weird laws for Alaska I found out that stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable. MLIA"

"Today, in math, we were reviewing inequalities. My friend was mumbling to herself, so I leaned over to listen in. She was saying "The alligator eats the bigger number" over and over again to herself, and had drawn teeth on all the greater than and less than signs. It's good to know that things she learned in second grade are still helping her today. MLIA."

"This summer, I became friends with a guy who told me that, if I ever needed help with anything, I just have to whistle and he would be there. After lunch today, my ex-boyfriend and I were dreading climbing four flights of stairs to get to class, so I tried it. The guy appeared out of nowhere and piggy-backed me to the top floor without saying a word. My ex is still confused and I think I just made friends with a superhero. MLIA."

"Today, I realized that my brother's initials spell "ARR", he has a green parrot, and he's an ocean scientist which means he goes out on ships a lot. I'm convinced he's a pirate, and I now wish our parents had been more creative with my initials. MLIA"

"Today, when I came to school, there were metal detectors to confiscate phones. As I was waiting in line the girl in front of my put her phone in her bra. When she was being scanned, the male officer looked at her boobs and said "Give me the phone." She grabbed her boobs and cried "It's a deformity!". The officer let her go. MLIA"

"Today I took my little sisters friend home for the first time. The girls parents were in the yard and as she hopped out of the car she yell "Thanks for the ride kind stranger sorry I couldn't help you find your dog but thanks for the free candy!" Her dad looked afraid. Her mom couldn't stop laughing. MLIA"

"Today, I received a call from a telemarketer. She asked to speak to the "lady of the house". When I told her I only had two fathers, she instantly apologized and hung up the phone. My mom and I could not stop laughing. MLIA."

"Yesterday, a man came into my store buying 20 helium tanks, 5 spools of thread and 1,000 colorful balloons. Today, he returned to the store and showed me a picture of his house. with thousands of balloons raised above. I asked him why he did this. He then told me all about his son's "UP" themed birthday party. MLIA"

"Today, in keyboarding class our teacher was handing back essays. She told us to ignore the random doodles and stickers because her daughter had been writing on the papers. Expecting her to say age 4, the class asked how old her daughter was. She responded "22." This made my day. MLIA"

"Today, my English teacher was talking about her little kid. She said that he likes to run off a lot, so she got one of those "kid leashes". While walking around the mall with him, he decided to start crawling and barking. She's not using the leash anymore. MLIA"

"Today we lost power at my school. Everyone was silent in the darkness until my friend laughed maniacally and shouted "At last the tables have turned!" He is blind. MLIA"

"Today a student-teacher started teaching my Science class. His name is Mr. Webb, and he looks like Peter Parker. We decided to test his skills, but having three kids each throw a pencil at him, at the same time, from different directions. He caught them all, and then threw each pencil back at the kid who threw it first. I think I may have met Spiderman. MLIA"

"Today was superhero day at my school. Instead of dressing up as a superhero, I chose to be my own villain: Gotham City Animal Control. By the end of the day I had two Cat Women on leashes, a Batman and The Penguin. I like to think of today as an accomplishment. MLIA"

"Today, I passed by a British man on the sidewalk. Loving his accent, I said " 'Ello!" as I walked by. He stopped, turned around, and yelled "PIP PIP! Cheerio! Wot wot! 'Ello guvnuh! Good day to you, sir!" then continued on his merry way. I freaking love British people. MLIA"

"Today, I was laying on the couch, my cat came and clawed me in the forehead so I sprayed her with a water bottle. A few minutes later, she came back and flung water off of her paw onto my face. My cat had gone to the kitchen stuck her paw in the water bowl and came back on three legs just to get payback. We now have a new favorite game to play. MLIA"

"Today, in my Philosophy class, we were discussing examples of evil in pop culture. As we would shout out suggestions, the professor would write them on the board. Out list consisted of terrorists, communists, Nazis, zombies, Nazi-zombies, the KKK, Miley Cyrus, and Voldemort. I feel my tuition is well spent. MLIA"

"Today, while walking down the hall before class, I heard someone say "There's only like an inch in." I yelled "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" just as my very proper and conservative math teacher walked by. Instead of lecturing me like I expected, he gave me a high five and walked on like nothing happened. Made my morning. MLIA"

"Today, on my art class desk I found that the very detailed picture of tweetie bird that I drew yesterday had been replaced with a very detailed picture of the pussycat licking it's lips with feathers scattered around the desk. MLIA"

"Today, a boy in my chemistry class drank one of those HUGE cans of Monster in under 10 minutes. A little later when he left to go to the bathroom, our teacher had us hide his stuff, change seats, and pretend like he wasn't in our class. When the boy returned, our teacher asked him what he was doing in our class, and everyone pretended like they didn't know him. He thought the Monster had messed with his brain, and he wandered around the school for 20 minutes trying to figure out which class he was supposed to be in. MLIA"

"Today in class me and my friend were really bored. we decided to play on the love calculator and I tried to match her up with all the guys in our grade. no one was her perfect match. I got so bored that I typed in 'pizza'. She got 99%. I envy her.
MLIA"

yeas, I has one :3 I work at the Deptford Toys R Us (TRU) today! :D Come visit meh, or I'll feel lonely (lol, kidding.) I'm training on the register for a cashier position from 5-9 today.

But I is excited that I have a job :3 YAYS ME lol

So, since school started, I've not had a lot of time to post here X.x; sowwies...

Not much has been going on, but granny's still granny :/

She keeps eating my food D:< so my mom threw in my other tub of pretzels to me last night and said "do something with these." Now, if you know my granny, she's a very unclean person; she doesn't wash her hands as she should, she eats with dirty silverware, and she just sucks :/ So, she's been eating my pretzels (that, y'know, ARE mine and I SHOULD rightfully have around the house, but can't because she might eat them :'C)...

(and trust me, this does have to do with the pretzels) Mom went food shopping today to pick a few things up, and I was putting things away. Granny grabbed the bag the I didn't get and that brings it into the kitchen for my and hand my the bag (full of teas, mom like to drink tea in those glass bottles) and she starts to dig through what mom bought for herself and I took it and pretty much said "That's mom's" and tossed it in my room. Granny got mad and called me back into the kitchen. then she proceeded to say, "well, at least I don't hide things. We don't hide things in this house. What, are you going to hide my ice cream now?" then I played stupid, then, later, said "Sure, I'm going to hide you ice cream" with sarcasm and rolled my eyes as I got frustrated with her and went back in my room. she was, of course talking about the pretzels that mom threw at me list night and told me to hide.

God, I'm so sick of her X.x; I'm gunna go buy a car, buy a mini fridge/freezer, and a lock to go on that mini fridge/freezer so she'll keep her filthy hand off of my food and soda ('cause she keeps drinking my hard to get blue gamer soda by Mt. Dew)

***BUT!, on the brighter side, I HAVE A JOB!!!! <3 I'm starting on Monday at Toys R Us (which'll be known as TRU from now on), I am so excited <3***

hey, I've been a little dead as far as posting goes XD; School's been a little hectic and I got the day off today <2 I went to go see Toy story 1 and 2 in 3D and it was awesome :3 I went with John! we both kept our glasses X3 and I had about a tub of popcorn X.x; I regret it now, but I do love movie popcorn XD;